High Machinegun

beardedmrbean:
$4 for an unbeatable gorilla?!?! What a steal!!!

sickthings:

the hilarious thing is that if Wealwell had been there and crit on a performance check, he probably could actually have stood so good it killed his father

beemovieerotica:

whenever we try to get our dogs excited for something we’ve been saying “do you want [activity / treat / etc]” and only now we’ve realized that they don’t actually understand [activity / treat / etc] in isolation. we can say “ice cream” a million times to no response, but “do you want ice cream” works.
however, “do you want” also works.
“want” by itself, also works
we’ve conditioned our dogs to beg for the root of all suffering - they will not be escaping the cycle of samsara - we goofed - their karma is fucked - absolutely fucked

haydenthewitch:

pappy, i’m livin’

misscryptidart:

I love how Longspot is so obviously evil and deserved to die but was still an ally. He really said “I will respect and honor Olethra’s transition into a woman, even congratulate her in a buisness meeting to which she is not present. I will also trick her into rolling down the windshield of her mech to shoot her with my gun.”

redstonedust:

it IS surreal when companies decide to invent the torment nexus from hit media franchise “dont invent the torment nexus” but also to be fair a lot of “dont invent the torment nexus” stories are less “don’t invent the torment nexus” and more “oh god has anyone noticed that we are dangerously close to inventing the torment nexus. can we please stop inventing the torment nexus. the torment nexus is maybe 2-3 years away. is anybody listening.”

(via takashi0)

withdenim:

Guys Cloudward Ho was really good :(((( I am very attached to all of them but especially the little guys (killed 100 bankers, wants you in debt, nat 20 patricide, freakwatch 2025, and little miss killed everyone for one thousand years)

highly-important:

Doing this entire final battle in little outfits during/while missing a Christmas party is sending me.

sporesnsonnets:

Murph being the straight man all fucking season to the wild and whimsical shenanigans only for his entire family to roll up in the finale like the fucking three ring circus of clowns they are was TOP TIER.